Translated stories

Hong Kong Monkeys. By Yang Yang. Class I

 

Boy Monkey: Hay, sister look at that old lady there. (嗨,姐姐看那边老奶奶)Let’s grab that bag of groceries off her.(让我们从她的包里拿些吃的东西)

Girl Monkey: Good idea, I’m hungry.(好主意,我饿了)

Old Lady: Ah, bad monkeys! (啊,坏猴子)Come back here with my groceries.(把我吃的东西还给我)Help police!(警察,帮忙)

Policeman: What’s wrong? How can I help you?(怎么啦,我能为你做些什么了)

Old Lady: You can catch the two bad monkeys that stole my bag of groceries, that’s what you can do!(你可以替我抓住那两只坏猴子他们偷了我的食物,那就是你可以为我做的事情)

Policeman: They are very hard to catch as they climb trees and things.(当他们爬上树时我就很难抓到他们了) I can’t climb like they can.(我不会像他们那样爬) There are about seven hundred of them living in a big forest near here.(在附近的森林里大概有700只猴子生活在这里)

Girl Monkey: Watch out brother! (小心,弟弟)Here comes a policeman on a motor bike.(有个骑摩托车的警察过来了)

Boy Monkey: Quick let’s get across the street to the park. (快,让我们穿过大街到公园去)You climb a tree with the groceries and get his attention. (你带着食物爬树转移他的注意力))I steal his motorbike when he gets off it to try to get you down out of the tree.(我偷偷的摩托车当他捉你的时候)

Girl Monkey: Good idea brother. (好主意,弟弟)When you get the bike going I’ll jump down onto the back of the bike and we can escape.(当你拿到摩托车时我将跳到你的后座上这样我们就可以一起逃跑了)

Boy Monkey: Yep, let’s do it!(好,让我们开始吧)

                                 Ten Minutes Later The Policeman Is Talking On His Hand Phone.

                               (十分钟后警察拿着电话讲话)

Policeman: Hello can you send a police car to pick me up at the local park.(你好,你能派一辆警车到当地公园来接我吗)

Policeman at Police Station: What happened with your police motor bike Ning?Ning你的警用摩托车哪去了)

Policeman: A monkey stole it and then escaped with another monkey who had stolen groceries from an old lady.(一只猴子偷走了然后和另外一只偷别人食物的猴子一起逃跑了)

Policeman at Police Station: Ha, ha, ha that is funny.(哈哈哈,那太搞笑了) I’m glad it was you and not me.(很高兴是你而不是我)

Girl Monkey: That was good food in the bag Bro! (哥哥,包里的食物很好啊)How about we do some snatch and grab stuff from supermarket customers with the motor bike?(那我们用摩托车去抢一些超市顾客的东西吧,怎样啊)

Boy Monkey: Great idea but let’s have some fun first.(太好了但是我们先玩一会) Let’s go and bust into a rich apartment and steal some alcohol and get drunk for awhile.(让我混进富人的套间里偷一些酒喝喝)

Girl Monkey: That sounds like fun Bro. I like getting drunk. (那听上去很有趣,我喜欢喝酒)

                                                   A Short time Later In An Expensive Apartment.

                                                   (一会后在一套很昂贵的套间房里)

Boy Monkey: Wow, Sis this is great wine. (哇,姐姐,这酒太好啦)Let’s turn on the TV and watch it for a while.(让我们打开电视看一会吧)

Girl Monkey: Look Bro there’s a baby here. (瞧,弟弟这里有个宝宝)Oh, isn’t he cute? Can I keep him?(太可爱了,我也养他吗)

Boy Monkey: Sure maybe we can train him to be another Tarzan. (当然可以说不定我们可以把他训练成另外一个泰山)He can help us when we get old! (当我们老了他可以帮助我们)

Girl Monkey: You’ve been watching too much TV Bro. (弟弟,你已经看了好长时间电视了)But I’ll take him as he’s cute.(但我将带走他以为他太可爱了) His parents have just left him alone so they shouldn’t get upset if I take him. (他的父母让他一个人呆着所如果我带走他他们不会感到不安的)

Boy Monkey: I’ve had enough to drink let’s go before I get too drunk to ride our motorbike Sis.(我已经喝足了我们最好在喝多之前骑摩托车走) We still have to grab some more groceries before we go back to the forest. (我们在回到森林之前还要抢更多的食物)

Girl Monkey: Good idea Bro.(哥哥,好主意) I think using the bike for snatch and grab is going to be lots of fun. Won’t they be surprised?(我想用摩托车抢东西一定很好玩。他们难道不觉得吃惊吗)

Boy Monkey: Yep, We are modern monkeys so we should use modern ways to collect food.(是的,我们是现代化的猴子所以我们应该用现代化的方式去收集食物)

Girl Monkey: Baby Tarzan is so cute Bro.(泰山宝宝实在太可爱了,弟弟) Look Bro there’s a fat man with a big bag of groceries let’s go shopping! (瞧,弟弟,那里有个胖男人手里拿了一大包食物让我们开始吧)

Boy Monkey: Did you see the look on his face Sis? (姐,你看到他脸了吗)I better slow down but as I feel a little drunk.(我最后减速但是我感觉喝的有点多了)

Girl Monkey: Yeah, this if fun. Tarzan likes it too.(是的,这很有趣,泰山也喜欢) He has a big smile on his face. I’m a good mother.(他脸上露出了很大的笑容。我是一个好妈妈)

                                      TV News Broadcast On TVs(电视上的新闻)

News Announcer: Now I’ve seen it all!(现在我已经全看到他了) Two monkeys riding a stolen police motorbike caught on film snatching a bag of groceries off a shopper in front of supermarket. (两只猴子用偷来的摩托车在超市前面抢购物者的食物)One monkey appeared to be holding a human baby in one hand and the bag of groceries in the other.(一只猴子手里有个宝宝另外一只猴子拿着食物) They appeared to be somewhat drunk.(他们好像喝了些酒) Last seen they were heading toward the forest outside of Hong Kong.(最后的影像是他们朝着香港外的森林走去) News has just come in that a baby boy is missing from the apartment of a rich businessman.(这个新闻来自于一个丢失孩子的富商那里) Whoever broke into the apartment had drunk lots of expensive wine and left the TV on. (谁跑到我的套间喝了很多昂贵的酒然后还把电视开着)

Girl Monkey: Hay, did you hear Bro, we are famous?(嗨,你听到了吗,哥哥,我们出名了) We got our pictures on TV.(我们的照片出现在电视上了)

Boy Monkey: Great then we are movie stars!(太好了,我们成明星了) How’s baby Tarzan going Sis?(泰山宝宝怎样啊)

Girl Monkey: He likes coconut milk and I feed him grubs and earthworms. (他喜欢椰子奶我喂他蚯蚓)I think he will grow into a real Tarzan.(我想他将会成为真正的泰山的) Let’s get the bike and go shopping huh, Bro?(让我上车去购物吧)

Boy Monkey: I think we should dump the bike and steal a car with dark windows.(我想我们应该扔掉车子去偷一辆深色窗户的汽车) They’ll have trouble seeing us in a car with dark windows.(我们坐在深色窗户的汽车里他们看不到我们)

Girl Monkey: Sounds good!(听起来很好) I’ll leave Tarzan with mom and dad and then we can go.(我们将把泰山留给他的爸爸妈妈然后我们才可以走) I’ll bring a screwdriver so we can change the number plates on the stolen car.(我将带把起子这样等我们偷到车后我可以把车牌换了)

Boy Monkey: Yep, we can bring a lot more groceries back with a car. (是的,我们可以用汽车带回好多的食物)That’s a good idea about changing the number plates.(换车牌的注意很好啊)

I’ve been thinking we need a human partner so we can spend all the money that we have stolen from rich peoples apartments also Sis. (我一直在想我们需要一个人类的搭档那样我们可以把从富人那里偷到的钱花掉)

Girl Monkey: Pity we can’t speak Chinese. (真遗憾我们不会说中文)It would be easy then to get someone to help us.(让人帮助我们很容易的) I suppose we can use sign language.(我想我们应该用体势语言)

                      That Day In Hong Kong After Stealing A Car. When They Get Back To The Car With Groceries  (那天在香港偷完车子之后。当他们带着食物回到车上时)

                      They Catch A Young Man Trying To Steal Their Stolen Car. (他们抓住一个试图偷他们偷来的车的年轻男子)

Boy Monkey: Ah, he looks scared Sis. (姐,他看上去很害怕啊)Let’s try to get him to work with us.(让我们试着让他和我们一起干)

                      Boy Monkey Gets A lot Of Money Out Of A Bag That He Is Carrying.(那只公猴子从他带的包里拿出很多钱) He makes two heaps of money and points to the groceries he has and then to the supermarket. He indicates that the young man can keep half the money.(他拿着两沓钱然后指着食物,再指着超市他暗示年轻人可以拿走一半的钱) The Boy Understands And Goes And Buys Lots Of Groceries For The Monkeys.(年轻人理解了猴子的意思去超市为猴子买了很多的食物) He then takes them to where he Lives.(然后他带他们去他住的地方) They become partners.(他们变成了搭档)

 

                                                                   That Evening(那天晚上)

Girl Monkey: I think we are big time Mafia monkeys now Bro. (我想我们成了时代的黑手党了弟弟)Look at Tarzan Bro I think he is becoming a real monkey like us.(瞧泰山弟弟,我想他正变成和我们一样的真正猴子) Look at the way he can climb now plus be likes bananas.(瞧,他爬树的姿势而且还喜欢吃香蕉)

Boy Monkey: He is going to have an exciting life for a kid.(他将有段非常刺激的生活伴随着他的童年) Not many kids get to grow up in the Monkey Mafia. (没有太多的孩子成长在猴子黑手党里)

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