Chocolate. Class 1 Grade 8 Chen Xi.
There is a boy named Cary from my school who likes eating chocolate very much. He’s always dreaming about eating the biggest chocolate in the whole world.
One day as he was on the way to school when as normal he was thinking about chocolate his life changed. He was dreaming so much about chocolate that he failed to take notice of where he was walking. So of course he soon found that he was lost. There were a number of shops in the street where he ended up. One was a chocolate shop so he couldn’t resist going in to take a look around. The shop owner asked him what he wanted to buy. Cary said that he wanted a bar of chocolate and put 20 RMB on top of the glass showcase that the chocolates were in. The shop owner smiled at him but shook her head and told Cary that she didn’t accept the currency that Cary had. She then showed Cary a coin and told him that it was the only currency that she accepted. “I don’t accept any other currency.” she said. Cary had never seen the currency before. The currency had a man’s face on it. It was an unhappy face; not nice at all. He left the shop feeling quite unhappy also.
Anyway Cary started to try to find his way back to school. But of course he didn’t know the way as he didn’t know where he way. This is normal but when you are lost; as you can’t get lost if you know where you are.
Cary looked around to find someone to give him directions. “Ah, there is an old man. He should know.” He said to himself. “Hello Sir, could you tell me the way to Yancheng Middle School?” The old man doesn’t say anything but pushed a coin into Cary’s hand and then turned and walked away silently.
The coin that the old man has given Cary had his picture on it. Cary then realized that it was the same picture as on the coin that he was shown in the chocolate shop. He is very surprised of course. He had the feeling that he is in another reality. Needless to say but he was hungry and very much wanted to eat some chocolate. So when he found that he had walked around in a circle and was back in the same street as the chocolate shop again he didn’t hesitate to go back to see if the lady will accept the coin he has been given in exchange for some chocolate.
When Cary walked into the shop he showed the coin to the lady owner of the shop and asked if she would accept it as payment for some chocolate. She smiled and said that she would indeed accept his coin for some chocolate. She gave him a big piece of chocolate. Cary immediately stuffed the lot into his mouth just like a pig would do, just as he was leaving the shop. It tasted better than any chocolate that Cary had ever had in his whole life. Of course being a pig Cary wanted more chocolate straight away. However he didn’t have any more special coins. Life is hard; we all know this of course!
After wandering about for quite a while Cary eventually found his way back to familiar surroundings and found his school but he was too late for classes so he walked home.
The next morning Cary found that that he still had the taste of the wonderful chocolate in his mouth. At breakfast he started to stuff his breakfast down his throat. He got a big surprise but because as soon as he put any type of food into his mouth it turned into chocolate. Cary thought that he was in paradise and kept stuffing all types of food into his mouth.
After a full year of stuffing loads of food into his mouth and having it turn into chocolate Cary found that he was the fattest man on earth. Even when he drank water it changed into chocolate milk. He looks very much like Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. He slowly started to think that his special ability wasn’t as great as he first though it was.
Cary got a friend to load him onto the back of his truck and take him in search of the chocolate shop that he had bought the special chocolate from. After a couple of weeks of going out every day in search of the chocolate shop he or at least his friend gave up trying to locate the chocolate shop.
During the second year after acquiring his special ability Cary found that he could no longer stand up that alone walk! He lay on a giant bed and his mother brought him food and cared for him. At this stage of his life Cary thought that life sucked. He wanted to suicide but he couldn’t move so he couldn’t suicide.
Well luckily for Cary there are many goddesses in China and he was lucky enough to get a visit from one. She came into his bedroom and said, “Hello fat boy how’s life? “It’s shit, real shit! What do you think it’s like lying here day after day with tubes stuck in you so you can toilet etc?” The goddess smiled at him and replied back. “You know you are a real pig. You didn’t care for a whole year that you were getting fatter and fatter. In fact you only thought that it was a problem when you could no longer stand up and walk.”
“Yeah, well I like chocolate a lot.
When you have to do homework non-stop, then you look for some kind of a distraction. Chocolate is my distraction from having to study non-stop.” stated Cary. “I see, well look where your distraction has got you!” replied the goddess. “Look I was doing okay until some magic was preformed on me. I was sold some special chocolate and since then everything I eat turns to chocolate in my mouth. I’ve tried to get the magic undone but I can’t find the shop where I bought the magic chocolate. Are you going to blame me for having magic preformed on me? I was only a little bit fat before this spell was put on me.” “Oh I see, well if I help you then will you stop being a pig and eat normal amounts of food?” “Well I don’t have much choice do I? How about giving me a brain like Albert Einstein so I can do my homework in a reasonable amount of time? Then I wouldn’t need a distraction like chocolate to calm my nerves.” Okay you have a good point so I’ll make you like Albert Einstein.” replied the goddess.
Well these days Cary is a very happy student but his teachers are not as happy as Cary is so much smarter than them.